Vanilla Tasty Sperm 80 ml

A game accessory that makes losing a lot more interesting

Shots Toys’ Vanilla Tasty Sperm 80 ml is exactly what it sounds like: a fluid that looks convincingly like semen but tastes of vanilla. It exists for one very specific reason, to be used alongside the Cum Face Penis Game, making the visual payoff more convincing without making the losing player dread what lands on their face.

Best for: Couples or groups who already own Cum Face Penis Game and want to make the experience more realistic and enjoyable for whoever draws the short straw.

Not for: Anyone looking for a standalone personal lubricant, a flavored massage oil, or any other general-purpose intimate product. This is a game prop, full stop.

What it actually is

The fluid is formulated to replicate the visual texture and appearance of semen. The difference is the flavor: vanilla, according to the manufacturer, so the person on the receiving end gets something far more pleasant than an unflavored prop. At 80 ml, the bottle gives you a decent number of rounds before you need a replacement, though Shots Toys does not publish a per-use serving size.

One honest note: this is a novelty item in the truest sense. It is not a moisturizer, not a lube, not a supplement. The ingredient list is not published in the product feed, so if you have specific skin sensitivities or allergies, check directly with the retailer before purchase.

Using and storing it

Because this is a game prop rather than a personal care product, there is no complex care routine involved. Store the bottle upright at room temperature, away from direct sunlight. Keep the cap closed between uses. The manufacturer does not state a shelf life, so check the packaging for any best-before date when it arrives.

Do not apply it to intimate areas expecting it to perform like a lubricant, it is not tested or formulated for that purpose. For actual lubrication needs during intimacy, a proper water-based option like RFSU Natural Lube 75 ml or the fun-scented RFSU Magic Lube 75 ml is a much better fit. If you want a convenient single-use format, the Mshop Private Collection Lube Sachet 4 ml is worth a look.

Where this fits in your collection

Vanilla Tasty Sperm 80 ml is a very narrow product: it does one thing, and it does it for a very specific audience. If you own Cum Face Penis Game and the current setup feels a little lacking in visual commitment, this is a low-cost upgrade that adds a layer of theater to the whole thing, with a forgiving flavor for whoever loses.

Not sure where this fits in a broader intimate accessories setup? Our Best Lubes for Every Situation guide covers everything from water-based everyday options to flavored picks, so you can make sure you have the right product for the right moment.